Fidning Mr Cuddles [Job]

Job Title: Finding Mr. Cuddles
Job Requirements: 3 Characters Max, 100 Word Min. , 8 posts
Job Location: Any of the seven kingdoms.
Job Description: Your Client, Bon Is missing her cute little kitty named Mr. Cuddles. She has looked for days for Mr. cuddles and has not found him yet. Now she has hired YOU to find the poor little white kitty from the cruel world and bring him back to her.
Reward: D Class Reward Dice.

Naziel was sat in the small home of Bon, the young girl who had recruited him to bring home the pussy, in other terms her cat. Mr Cuddles, apparently an endearing little thing that wouldn't hurt a fly but this all was going over the young slayer's head completely as he was too focused on the beauty of the girl in front of him. She looked about 19 and with sleek black hair and piercing blue eyes Naziel was too focused on the better things in life than finding a stupid cat!

He snapped back to reality as she clapped her hands lightly with a smile; "Okay so I think I've told you everything that may be useful in finding Mr Cuddles! I hope he's okay..." Her voice trailed off as he Naz got too his feet and brushed a few locks of his shaggy red hair from his face; "Don't worry I'll find the cat in no time!" He smiled with a little wink before heading to the door and out onto the busy streets outside.

Naz looked around him wondering where best to start, he had only really heard a few words in between his daydreams of Bon. He scratched his spiky mop of red hair before deciding a good place to start may be the town center and work towards the river potentially. He took a steady walk keeping an eye out as Bon had shown him a picture of the kitty, it was small and all brown with sickly green eyes. It looked like a diseased rodent in all truth but hey whatever floats the girls boat.

He ventured to the park, various fish markets and all were empty of vermin looking cats. He thought to himself for a moment; "Well the flea bag has gotta drink, so maybe the river would be the next best bet?" The 'river' was more a small stream that ran through the Yamigakure but it was still fresh and a good source of clean water. He looked up at the sunshine and wondered what else he could be doing today instead of this.

The young slayer was enjoying the outside, it had been a bit stuffy sitting inside all day long but finally getting out into the open air made him feel more alive, much like a flame he needed room to breathe and keeping him locked in tight spaces was really a very bad idea! He could see one of the small bridges that linked each side of the river banks. He reached the center of the bridge and felt the cool breeze blow gently past him as it followed the trail of the river, it was all very peaceful and in truth he could have quite happily stayed here and forgotten about the mission all together! He rested his elbows upon the small wall and looked over the shimmering river and had a small smile come across his face until he could hear a small mewing coming from underneath the bridge...

He looked around for a moment wondering where about the mewing was coming from, he moved from each side of the bridge to look over but couldn't see anything at all! He wondered how he could best see under the bridge, after all it was a small bridge but the water did not come too high at the pillars meaning he could go down there.

He made sure no one was looking and pulled himself over the side and lowered himself down to the water level and released to land safely on the small bit of ground not taken by the water and low and behold there sat a small brown cat with his back to Naziel. "You must be the cat I'm looking for... Here, Mr Cuddles..." He tried to make a cute voice but sounded more like her was taking the mick rather than being caring.

The small cat sat there still mewing and refusing to turn around, Naz didn't want to touch the mangey looking thing but without picking it up he wasn't going to get it out of here and plus the sooner he got back to see Bon the more time he would get to spend with her! A sudden flame lit in Naz's eyes and he crouched slightly and edged closer; "Here kitty- kitty!" He whispered feeling like he was in a horror film and in truth the next site certainly made it seem like it.

The cat spun its head around to look Naziel directly in the eyes as it let out some disgusting noise it resonated in the shape of the bridge, mixed with the poor lighting, terrifying noise and a FUGGLY cat Naz could only jump back; " HOLY CRAP!" He took a step back before composing himself; "You my friend... Are the opitomy of ugly." He joked as he moved to pick it up it sounded as if it the little thing had a fur ball... Oh no, the wretched creature spat something green which Naz first assumed to be snot but it certainly was not...

The snot like substance landed upon Naziel's loose fit T shirt and much to his shock the material began to burn, not by his doing but by the snot?! "OH CRAP! What the hell are you?! Stinking flea bag! You snotted on my shirt and you're so nasty that it burned a damn hole in it!" He shouted as the cat yawned as sounded as if it was producing another gob full of acidic spittle and snot.

Naz snapped his fingers as a flame ignited upon his fingers; "Try it kitty... I will like you up like a god damn match stick, I hear kitty tastes like chicken..." He had a sadistic look in his eye as they two opponents eyes met, a stare down to see who would back down first. The cat raised itself to its legs and snotted on the floor in front of itself as Naz snapped his fingers free of the flames he snatched the cat in his arms and made a charge up the bank to stand upon the bridge once more, making sure to keep the toxic end of the cat at arms length facing away from him.

Naz ran, he ran the whole damn way back to Bon's house. He dodged people standing in the square as the cat continued to spew its acidic spittle everywhere, he dodged from side to side, jumping over small children as the cat continued to spit everywhere like it house mouth diarrhea or something! How could such a beautiful girl love something as disgusting as this creature? Maybe she was a lunatic? Damn.

He was panting slightly by the time he reached her front door, although the look of joy was priceless as Naz held out the gross little creature Bon snatched it up in her arms; "MR CUDDLES! I'm so glad you're safe and sound!" She cried out in joy as spun the acidic beast around. For good measure Naz took a side step so he was out of the way of any particular corrosive spittle. "Would you like to come inside?" Bon asked him with a massive smile.

Naz couldn't help but smile; "Oh man now it's my turn for some sweet cuddles!" He couldn't help but have a massive smile upon his face as he walked through the threshold and into the sitting area. "Thank you again for saving Mr Cuddles, he does like to wander of from time to time!" She mused happily as she waved Naz to sit in one of the comfortable chairs to which he politely accepted.

"My pleasure! Such a lovely little thing... So, would you care to join me for a drink to celebrate?" He mused with his cheeky voice followed by a dashing smile. Bon could only giggle and blush slightly; "I would love too but I don't think my girlfriend would approve very much but it is a lovely offer and you are so sweet for bringing my beloved little kitty back to me!" Naz could only sit as an eyebrow twitched in shock; "Shit... WHAT THE HELL MAN!" He screamed in his head as he looked out the window; " Oh is that the time?! I really must be off! Please feel free to drop the reward to the HQ and I hope to see you again soon! BYEEEE!" He yelled as he launched himself from the chair and straight out the door with a tear in his eye; "WHHHHHYYYYYYY!" he screamed as he ran down the street headed for the HQ.

God. I love your humor.

It's the little things like chaotic humorous posts that make grading much more enjoyable.

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